alcohol intoxication?

penis stretcher



im a 17/m. Yesterday I got extremely and dangerously drunk and intoxicated on wine. I felt like I was going to die so I called 911. I guess I passed out after they put me on the stretcher and I woke up in the ER at midnight last nite with my dad by my side. They stuck a needle in my arm and in my penis, i guess so i wouldnt piss myself. But when they took it out it feels like i am pissing razor blades because it stings because of that f’in needle. It is very sore and I can’t pee or masturbate because it stings soooo bad. The doc said it should take 3 days for that burning sensation to go away. Is that true? I am afraid to pee because of the pain. Any way I could help it stop hurting faster? I cant take this shit.

7 Comments so far

  1. cmdrbnd007 on August 15th, 2009

    LOL, I hope you learned your lesson. By the way it wasn’t a needle they stuck up there just a rubber tube, a big rubber tube. Stay away from the vino, you are too young to die.

  2. Tim on August 18th, 2009

    Hee hee. Good story. Being 17 was awesome.

  3. kr on August 19th, 2009

    welcome to the teenager land.. where you drink stupidly and act even dumber… Time to grow up. and it wasn’t a needle it was a tube to drain your bladder. yeah.. lets feel like an adult and drink as much as we can, as fast as we can.. That makes us look so mature.. grow up kid…

  4. Firefighter_2003 on August 21st, 2009

    there is nothing you are going to do to stop that burning sensation. it was not a needle that they used in your penis it was a small flexible tube with a bag on the end, it is called a catheter, it is used when you can not get up and help yourself to the bathroom. the reason that it burns is because you don’t usually stick things up there. as for the Needle that they stuck in your arm that was to get fluids other then wine into your system to flush out the wine. all that went in to your arm was straight saline, which is a water salt mixture to flush out the alcohol.

    i hope you learned your lesson

  5. jazsmo18 on August 25th, 2009

    Stop drinking now while you can, its not good for you and will lead to socialogical issues down the road.
    Forget about your pee hole it will clear up in a couple of days, you have more important issues on your plate

  6. kmatatics on August 26th, 2009

    That’ll learn ya!!!! LMAO And I’m sure all the docs and nurses were talking about what an idiot you are. I’ve worked in an ER and they do it alllllll the time.

    Seriously though, if the burning doesn’t stop in 3 days, go back to the doctor. The foley catheter can cause bladder infections.

  7. motherofone on August 28th, 2009

    Yes thats true, it might burn for a few days. But dont try to hold it in, that’ll only make it worse. If it hurts more than a few days, better go back in to the doc to have them do a urine test to check for infection.
    Be more responsible………no need to drink like that

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